Last year we held the 10th annual THERMAL AWARDS live on Thermal Soundwaves radio. It got loads of reactions and responses as usual. Some got offended again (sensitive thugs) and a lot of people laughed. I mean after all it's all in good fun. We at Thermal Soundwaves are not interested in those who were offended. We are interested in free expression. The Thermal Awards are not based on record sales, soundscan, billboard, payola, popularity etc. However some may win due to pixism or niggerism. The awards are constructed on talent, skill, originality, quality, humor, the truth, thought provocation, and from time to time drunkenness or lack of sleep. For the most part, it is to recognize some people or artist who should be. Of course, there will be controversy and disagreements, but we encourage
you to tell us what you think. Send us your thoughts at: firstname.lastname@example.org.
In a year that brought a lot of crap more so than usual, staged pregnancies, rehab, faked marriages, planned divorces/ break ups due to the fake marriages, heavy plastic surgery, horrendous gimmicks, half naked chicks playing themselves, arrests, fake publicity, nonsense, lack of creativity, Twitter over reaction, Instagram shaming, ill timed confessions and industry suicides, We carry on a proud tradition. And Now we make history……….Again !
11TH ANNUAL THERMAL AWARD WINNERS !
U.N. National Security award
Chance the Rapper, Lil Wayne, 2-Chainz
Official Uber Spokesman
Chance the Rapper
Milk Carton/ Missing Person award
Crazy Al Cayne parodies
"How many yrs now…still no parodies, what's the deal SUN !!!
The cause of a decrease in worker productivity
2 Chainz, Statik Selektah
Best D.U.I and D.W.I with no alcohol content and best underhanded insult
Prince Philly, Ahmad, Biko
“Stupid Love Drunk”
Best original concept show
“Spittin in da wip “ (No wackness in da wip sun !)
Crazy Al Cayne
The Revenant award
U.G of Cella Dwellas
(maim when I wrestle, throw grizzlies)
Jackie Brown award
“Keisha” who pulled the ill set up
on Dave East
Best restaurant that’s always booked award/best album
“A seat at the table”
The best cheatin’ song that got flipped to a monogamy love song
Common, Marsha Ambrosius, PJ
Dead Presidents Cutty smacking Anthony down a flight of stairs award
aka Show some respect youngblood
Corporal AK, Billy Danze, Mack Wilds
Rap Panther Cointelpro award (J.Edgar hoover list)
Napoleon Da Lenged, Mad Squablz
Best magician/ouija board award
(they ain’t pullin’ rabbits out the hat on this)
Harlem Renaissance Grand Ballroom award aka Ride Along 3
John O, Priest Forever, D. Rose, Brew and D. Randle
Best modern remake of a 60’s hit
(bringin’ love back to the club)
Kat Deluna, Stefflon Don, Jeremih
“What a night”
Best reggae, African, dance fusion award
Best reggae remake award
5 star-Michelin rated restaurant award
RhymeFest, Eric Roberson, DJ Jazzy Jeff
Echinacea No Flu shot Good JuJu award
"A Different broth"
No country for old men award
"Clap sh*! up"
Economics 101 award
David Bars, Jeffrey Nortey
"Trying to rise out here"
Best insider trading award with no stocks on the market
Sixth Man-Woman award, Best substitution off the bench
Tweet, Missy Elliott
"Somebody else will"
Best church service with no Bible award
Royce the 5' 9"
Best parfum not made by Estee Lauder or found in Macys award
Favorite tourism song award
Colonel Loud, Young Dolph, Rico Barrino
Stiffest competition award
Best international mixtape
Best state of the union address
Torae, Mack Wilds
Best luxury spa song