9th Annual Thermal awards
Last year we held the 8th annual THERMAL AWARDS live on Thermal Soundwaves radio. It got loads of reactions and responses as usual. Some got offended again (sensitive thugs) and a lot of people laughed. I mean after all it's all in good fun. We at Thermal Soundwaves are not interested in those who were offended. We are interested in free expression. The Thermal Awards are not based on record sales, soundscan, billboard, payola, popularity etc. However some may win due to pixism or niggerism. The awards are constructed on talent, skill, originality, quality, humor, the truth, thought provocation, and from time to time drunkenness or lack of sleep. For the most part, it is to recognize some people or artist who should be. Of course, there will be controversy and disagreements, but we encourage
you to tell us what you think. Send us your thoughts at: thermalsoundwaves@gmail.com.
In a year that brought a lot of crap more so than usual, staged pregnancies, rehab, faked marriages, planned divorces/ break ups due to the fake marriages, heavy plastic surgery, horrendous gimmicks, half naked chicks playing themselves, arrests, fake publicity, nonsense, lack of creativity, Twitter over reaction, Instagram shaming, ill timed confessions and industry suicides, We carry on a proud tradition. And Now we make history……….Again !
9TH ANNUAL THERMAL AWARD WINNERS !
2014
Emotional panties
Chris Brown – for putting Karrueche Tran on blast via social media because we all know
the next day you are going to get back with her anyway..make music not posts !!
Dept of Health award
Fish Grease“Soul food on a dirty plate”
Don’t how this album got out but it definitely didn’t pass
CDC inspection
Richard Simmons workout award:
-Ricky Roza (Bawse Fit)
Doesn't look like he works out really but. ...... Ok!
Worst fitness craze
Ross Fit by Rick Ross
Eating peaches chased with lemon pepper wings while
Smoking large blunts is not good health
DMX award – Slippin Fallin can’t get up
T.I.
"please stop defending Iggy Azalea, you sound like Samuel Jackson in 12 yrs a slave"
"One Hit Wonder" Award:
- Ebola
Just came and went and now is forgotten.
Hmmm......
Dirty Harriet/Daughters of Anarchy award
Rapsody
“Hard to choose”
Really though it’s not hard to pick Rapsody
For colored girls: When rehab is not enough award aka
The Pookie from New Jack City relapse
Margot B
“Symptoms of love”
Walking dead headless horseman, you can chop off all my
Limbs and I’ll still be coming for ya award
Add 2
“The Glorious”
Can you stop wasting your time acting on The Game and do
a new studio album
Brandy
“her collaboration with Robert Glasper shows she still got it”
The Last 48 aka Walk thru em’ aka Hood air freshener
aka everybody can get it aka Sons of Anarchy award
M.O.P
“187”
Marty Mar/ Jerry Lewis Loves The Kids Award:
- MBennz & Starr Kids foundation
Best TV show off the year:
"Son's Of Anarchy"
according to Kev Lawrence, C.Truth does not agree
PETA gangstas are on my ass award
Fish Grease
“Fresh”
snatch leopard off cats, wearing 100% parrot, baboons, all the clothes
he wears are from animals he shot. So disrespectful
Pulp Fiction Jules and Vincent award
Skyzoo & Torae aka Barrel Brothers
Plan B pill Fail award now “’everybody’s pregnant” award
Jean Grae
"Underneathu"
Best original concept show
“Spittin in da wip “ (No wackness in da wip sun !)
Crazy Al Cayne
Best entertainer/performer who remains sexy but classy
Without showing any piece of skin but her neck award
Amel Larrieux
Breaking Bad chemist award
E40, Jay Ant, G-Easy
“Agent orange Hi-C”
Girl with the dragon flow tattoo award
Sa Roc
International Beret art gallery with a pipe n robe
foreign film flow
Natural Elements
“Done”
Best chune to rock at a Hawaiian Luau-Bashment
Dubstop
Eli Mac
The Mechanic aka MacGyver with an instrument award
Terrace Martin
Best appearance after being gone for yrs just to jump back
missing On the milk carton again
Lady of rage
“Chemical burn”
"Internet Going Nuts"/ Paul Wall Award:
- Bobby ShMurda
This guy had the whole world "ShMoney Dancing".
Even cops who probably busted him!
The Bo and Luke Duke award aka Dem Country Boys
back at it award
Stat Quo and Scarface
“The way it be”
Hip Hop Karma Sutra award aka clean up on Aisle 3 award
Lyric Jones
“Listen c’mon”
Complete total waste of Bread award
Def Loaf
"nuff said"
American Hustle Boogie nights
snow everywhere in Studio 54 award
Dysfunkshunal Familee
(Bazarro, Napoleon Da Legend, D-Rock, Sour Life)
“All I want iz”
First Blood John Rambo Black Dynamite Liam Neeson award
M.Reck
Connect Four/Sneaky chess move award
Signif with Elzhi
“Play 2 Win”
Toussaint Louverture fight for glory award
In memory of
Mike Brown/Eric Garner/Trayvon Martin
Napoleon Da Legend
“Justice 4 all”
Milk Carton/ Missing Person award
Crazy Al Cayne parodies
"C’mon sun this is 4 years in a row and still no parodies, what's the deal SUN !!!
Shaquille O’Neal sports crossover award aka best college/pro
athlete on the mic
GQ aka Quentin Thomas
went from winning a National Championship with North Carolina
Tar Heels to killing the mic with Jamla Fam
Allan Greenspan award
Jay Live
"money matters"
Best use of curtain or drapes award
Rick Ross "Break my heart" video with Estelle
Best social commentary the Un-DonLemon award
“Upper middle class”
Sonnie Carson
Best retro rolling skating joint award
“Higher”
LEA Robinson
International Dímelo Capicu award
Joell Ortiz (Yaowa !!!!!!!)
Duppy conqueror award
Flying Lotus ft Kendrick Lamar
“Never catch me”
Negro League Joe Clark Alley commissioner award
Jay Rock
Naked and unafraid award
Sinead Hartnett, Snake hips
“No other way”
International Hustler award
Masia One aka Masia Airlines
New Jack City/Nino Brown Gee money Award
- PRhyme: Royce 5' 9" and DJ Premier
Best regional artist (Northeast-MA)
REKS
Best regional artist (Northwest-WA)
Fleeta Partee
Best regional artist (Midwest-Lansing)
Dewhya
Best regional artist (Fresno)
Fashawn
"Self Indictment" / "Thanks For The Help & Promotion" Award:
-Bobby ShMurda
Guess the hat throwing kinda threw us off as civilians. But the cops were happy
as hell with the great info of crime that happened. .."ABOUT A WEEK AGOOOOO....."!
"For the 2nd-8th Annual award winners, click on awards at top menu"