Last year we held the 6th annual THERMAL AWARDS live on Thermal Soundwaves radio. It got loads
of reactions and responses of course. Some got offended again and a lot of people laughed. We are
not interested in those who were offended. We are interested in free expression. The Thermal Awards
are not based on record sales, soundscan, billboard, payola, popularity etc. However some may win
due to pixism or niggerism. The awards are constructed on talent, skill, originality, quality, humor, the
truth, thought provocation, and from time to time drunkenness or lack of sleep. For the most part, it is to recognize some people or artist who should be. Of course, there will be controversy and disagreements, but we encourage you to tell us what you think. Send us your thoughts at: email@example.com.
In a year that brought a lot of crap, rehab, heavy plastic surgery, horrendous gimmicks, half naked chicks playing themselves, arrests, fake publicity, nonsense, lack of creativity, ill timed confessions and industry suicides, We carry on a proud tradition.
And Now we make history……….Again !
7TH ANNUAL THERMAL AWARD WINNERS !
Cinema-audio award “Brilliant audio is visual”
NAS “Life is Good”
"album of the year fa sho"
30 Rock Tina Fey award
"Brilliant, critically acclaimed, well written, forever making history, running laps around the comp
but people are still clueless"
Worst song to hear coming out of “AA”
“Swimming pools” by Kendrick Lamar
Studio 54-Blade-Scientology- Beverly Hills mansion party award
“No church in the wild” by Jay Z, Kanye West, Frank Ocean
This ain’t yo pastor’s sermon award
“Amen” Meek Mill, Drake
Most Rachet reality show
“So he really didn’t have a show but was his antics any different from the reality shows you watch
……We think not !! “
Dateline NBC Chris Hanson To catch a predator award
Jerry Sandusky aka Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs
Marion Barry award
Sportsmen of the year
C.Truth, Kev Lawrence (BMX)
Disney small world award
Green card/Michael Blackson How’d you get through customs award
“African in NY”
Napoleon Da Legend
Best International artist (Canada/Malay)
“you know her pum pum fat” no for real peep the song “Number One”
Best International artist (Africa)
"her song My Home was one of the most inspirational"
My name is my name Marlo Stansfield award
Keyshia Cole Gibson
“for setting that Oakland radio station straight”
Nobel Mic Prize award
Best inspirational song that bangs in the club
"Go get it" by Mary Mary
Negro League Joe Clark Alley commissioner award
"Everybody Wants To Be A "N*GG* But Nobody Wants To Be A N*GG*R" Award
Kreayshawn & The White Girl Mob
(damn..all that wanna be n*gg* stuff but now with them sales of your album on a
major label shes feeling like a n*gg*r now huh??)
Simp looking For Sympathy Award
- Chad Johnson
(dudes told you what kind of female she was in the beginning and how she RUNS
THROUGH MEN AND DESTROYS THEIR CAREERS but you still did it.
Now you got a tat?? Straight Simp!)
Milk Carton/ Missing Person award
Crazy Al Cayne parodies
"Dude is a trendsetter with the spoof game but we haven't see one in years
what's the deal SUN !!!
Poundcake theme music award
Anything from Flying Lotus
Best divorce settlement song
Nas “Bye baby”
Take 1 and be lucky to make it in the morning medicine award
"Str8 crawlin" by La Femme Nikita
Best use of a condiment award
Worst fashion endorsement/Trend
Skirts by ASAP Rocky
Skirts by Kanye West
Gypsy throw up pants by Lil Wayne
Best sports accessories award
"Jordans & a gold chain"
WWE Royal Rumble award:
- Rick Ross (the rapper) /MMG, Young Jeezy / CTE alongside G Unit henchmen
giving rapper "Gunplay the business on the steel fence at the BET awards
Best freestyle in an elevator/hallway
Best international travel tourist board award
“Meet me in brazil” by Maimouna Youssef
Best produced album by dudes that sound like hair care products
JR and PH7
Best show on TV about Bull-ish artists
"House of Lies" starring Don Cheadle
"it was like listening to a rap marketing plan at times"
Winner of the Biggie adlib battle (Kendrick Lamar vs Rick Ross)
Best use of a food truck award
"Whatchu want from me"
Get a new connect ya stuff ain't potent no more award
Nicki Minaj "The Re Up"
Best party instructional DVD award
Scienze, King I Divine
Best parenting song
Sports Example Award
- Chad Johnson & Evelyn Lozada
(Prime example that you can never make certain females into housewives.
They are gonna be what they were before you meet them)!
Bone collector award
Slaughterhouse: Royce Da 5'9, Joell Ortiz, Joe Budden, Crooked I
24 hr covenience store banger award
“All I know”
Freddie Gibbs, Quickie Mart, Gotham Green
Jimmy superfly snucker sleeper UFC award
best comeback we off the milk carton award
LL Cool J ft Joe
The Natural Alternative award
Best work out video
"Bruk it down"
Best snow on the table with no skis around award
"Hey Hey (I heard you say)"
Best regional artist (Southwest- El Paso)
Best regional artist (NorthWest- Seattle)
Rap Panther Cointelpro award (J.Edgar hoover list)
Best Sequel/Best social commentary/worst food combo
"Greatest story never told 2: Bread & Circuses"
Best economic lesson by a rap professor award
"Reagan" by Killer Mike
Best inspirational song video
“WAR” by Yewande
Best regional artist (West- Inglewood)
Girl with the dragon flow award
Looking at the Front door award
“Stay” by YUNA
Clothing malfunction award
Kanye West (hands down)!
Best new thesis on Einstein's theory
"Relativity" Paola Jean, Mobius Collective
Jackie Brown Chris Tucker in the trunk award aka Best ride music
Big KRIT "I got this"
Best regional artist R&B (MidWest)
Best regional artist R&B (NorthWest)
Best regional artist R&B (MidAtlantic)
Best regional artist R&B (South)
Worst web series award
"you couldn't see anything it was like watching a slient film"
Interstate award aka the artist on the move
Best original concept show
“Spittin in da wip “
Crazy Al Cayne
"For the 1st-6th Annual award winners, click on awards at top menu"